We have had the great fortune to perform for audiences for twelve years now. We have visited hundreds of schools, from Hawaii to Oregon to Washington D.C. to Dubai. We have performed at aquariums and museums from the Monterey Bay Aquarium to the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History. We have performed in libraries, and local fairs, and . . . . well, sometimes strange and embarrassing things happen. Enjoy taking this quiz and learning about some of our weird moments!
1) Where was Sisbro when Rob had to duct-tape his pants shut after they split open (right down the rear end) during a live performance?
a) The Pentagon’s first annual Sea Turtle Appreciation Day
b) The White House Correspondents’ Dinner
c) A pier in Astoria, Oregon with hundreds of sea lions
d) An elementary school near Brighton, Michigan
2) What made Laura and Rob laugh so uncontrollably hard during a live presentation that they had to take a five-minute break to regain their composure?
a) A teacher farted.
b) Rob split his pants down the rear end.
c) Laura got the hiccups.
d) A kindergartener had somehow stuffed the entire sleeve of his sweater into his mouth, which became sopping wet with spit.
3) Which is an actual excerpt from a young student’s fan letter to Sisbro, describing why he liked Lost in the Woods: The Movie?
a) “Laura, can I have your phone number?”
b) “Merry Christmas. Would you come to my house and give me presents?”
c) “My mom said I was going to have a baby sister, and I asked her why she was crying. She said daddy couldn’t contain his tadpoles.”
d) “I have a pet raccoon.”
4) While singing a song at an elementary school, what did Rob accidentally swallow that made him cry in front of a bewildered audience of kindergarteners?
a) A hair that fell off his pirate wig
b) A feather that floated off a fake eagle hanging in a library
c) His pride
d) A fly
5) Which of the following did Rob and Laura face while performing?
a) A transformer blew across the street from an elementary school, so there was no power during a show
b) A new library installed motion controlled lights that couldn’t be turned off to show video clips, so they had to manually unscrew the light bulbs
c) A fire alarm went off during a speech to 300 teachers at an educators’ conference, so they had to evacuate for 30 minutes, but then resume their speech afterwards
d) All of the above
Scroll below for the answers . . . .
The answers are: 1) d 2)d 3)c 4)a 5)d
